beaver

beaver
1. (beaver) (4339↑, 1034↓)
another word for vagina or pussy

That bitch got a hairy beaver.

2. (Beaver) (3802↑, 1235↓)
A furry mammal that feeds off wood.

Damn\! That beaver can take some wood\!

3. (Beaver) (1955↑, 447↓)
1. A large furry rodent with a flat tail that chops down trees and builds dams. 2. Slang for a vagina. 3. A term for a person who goes/has gone to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, where the beaver is the school mascot.

1. "We went on a nature walk, and saw a beaver swimming around the big lodge it had made." 2. "That chick I banged last night has a sweet beaver\!" 3. "The Beavers put another car on top of the dome this morning..."

4. (beaver) (1235↑, 626↓)
A chicks hairy pussy.

Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver\!\!\!

5. (beaver) (1089↑, 552↓)
A furry critter that sits on your face and tries to swallow your tongue.

Mary: It's time to feed the beaver\!\! John: Hang on a sec, let me get the lip balm.

Author: Apocalyptimaniac http://beaver.urbanup.com/1419855
6. (beaver) (529↑, 374↓)
The youngest son of Ward and June Cleaver.

I wonder what the beaver is up to?

7. (beaver) (178↑, 110↓)
Another name for the Vagina

Show us your beaver\!

8. (beaver) (116↑, 82↓)
fuzzy woodland creature that likes to dam up rivers and. they are recognizable by their flat, paddle-like tails. you can also tell what they are because they are probably the only animal that likes to gnaw on trees.

angry beavers is an old school cartoon about two fuzzy beavers that live in their bachelor-pad/dam

9. (beaver) (425↑, 390↓)
a word used to describe a chicks cunt- dirty, clean, shaved, hairy, bushy.

Hey Mike, did you get any beaver from that slut i hooked you up wit last night? She has the hairiest beaver i have ever seen, it's like a section of the tropical rain forest.

10. (Beaver) (161↑, 125↓)
a small fur bearing animal that can swollow tube steak whole.

Check out that nice beaver.

11. (Beaver) (79↑, 46↓)
A very hairy female crotch When her bush bites back

Joe: So, what did you do last night Tim: I got to 3rd base with my girlfriend, but when i went for home, her beaver bit me Joe: damn

12. (beaver) (65↑, 41↓)
the female genitals, especially with pubic hair (originally Brittish)

Her beaver looks as if someone attempted to shave it with a jagged razor.

Author: Lightjoker\@nni.com http://beaver.urbanup.com/1607980
13. (beaver) (18↑, 8↓)
1. A furry [vagina] that may or may not attend [Oregon State]. 2. A [buck toothed] [rodent] that may or may not attend [Oregon State]. 3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend [Oregon State].

Eddie: "Is that beaver a Beaver?" Wally: "Well, it's orange and black...."

Author: Connie Lingquist http://beaver.urbanup.com/5330541
14. (beaver) (49↑, 39↓)
"Leave It to Beaver" [TV-Series 1957-1963] family sit-com with: Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver) and, of course, the eponymous: Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)

usually notable for "the filthiest line in a sit-com": Barbara Billingsley was asked about June Cleaver's remark, "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?" The TV mom replied, "I don't remember saying it, but I must have, I''ve seen it on t-shirts."

15. (Beaver) (117↑, 107↓)
Beaver in reference to a vagina. A lightly tufted python goblin.

"Jim: Honey, will you get your beaver over here to devour my python?" "Sarah: Snake your way ever 'ere big boy, my lightly tufted python goblin will make your one eyed python wish it was never circumsized\!"

Author: F;edermaus187 http://beaver.urbanup.com/1038504
16. (Beaver) (18↑, 16↓)
A very hairy vagina

Damn son, that bitch had the worst beaver I've ever seen\!

Author: B-real-phi-kap http://beaver.urbanup.com/3825448
17. (beaver) (12↑, 11↓)
Although the most common known definition of this word is of the pesky wood chewing rodent, it can also refer to a pesky beard wearing man. Instead of using his teeth to chew wood, he uses his chainsaw and will often try to go after larger trees. This beaver however will have one tree that he clings on to and is usually near his home. After a long day of chopping down wood, he usually settles back with a Miller High Life and a Camel Light with his good ole buddies. Watch out when overly intoxicated because the beaver will revert back to many of the ways of his rodent ancestor. It has been reported that a beaver has almost been the victim of his own chainsaw. When the beaver is in this state...STAY AWAY. Well actually you should probably do that at all times.

Hey look at that man with a chainsaw and a big bushy beard...must be a beaver.

18. (Beaver) (7↑, 11↓)
An adolescent, especially a conceited, skinny, bambi-legged bitch.

Those beavers are annoying the crap out of me.

19. (beaver) (5↑, 10↓)
Cunnilingus on unshaved female genitals

Stayed in with my girlfriend and I ate beaver last night

20. (Beaver) (4↑, 9↓)
A name for a person whos teeth protrude out of their face.

Mert you know that bird in business she's a right beaver\!\!

21. (beaver) (6↑, 11↓)
a canadian magazine, about life in Canada.

your a real beaver to have universal health care

22. (Beaver) (13↑, 18↓)
The nickname of the character of "Cassidy Casablancas" that starred on two seasons of "Veronica Mars" but committed suicide at end of S2.

ME: "I got Season 2 of Veronica Mars, and I watched the final episode of S2 last night, and all I can say is it was SO shocking\!" YOU: "I HATE Beaver\! I can't believe what he did to Veronica and to Mac, and blowing up that plane, and I was SO shocked when he jumped off the roof\!"

23. (beaver) (69↑, 74↓)
Some one who is currently attending, or is a graduate student of Oregon State University (OSU). Whose mascot is the beaver. GO BEAVERS\!\!\!

Did you catch the game yesterday the beavers kicked ass\!

24. (beaver) (1↑, 7↓)
slang for viewing female genitalia, most commonly used in Western Canada

did you see that great beaver shot in the Penthouse centerfold last month?

25. (beaver) (1↑, 7↓)
furry thing

save a tree, eat a beaver

26. (Beaver) (6↑, 12↓)
A Southern Term For an unshaven Vagina/ Vagine. A Small Furry Water Based Animal That Builds Dams.

"She Had a Beaver as Big as Kentucky\!" "The Lesser Spotted Beaver is a recluse creature"

27. (Beaver) (0↑, 7↓)
the art of beavering to yourself or another

if you dont dhut up i will beaver you or i love u lets beaver

Author: The Great Beaver http://beaver.urbanup.com/6019622
28. (beaver) (4↑, 12↓)
1. A teenage child with abnormally large front teeth.

1. Wow your brother is such a beaver

29. (Beaver) (2↑, 10↓)
Someone whose teeth resemble those of a beaver.

Was Smokey the Bear your neighbor dude, you needa trim them beaver teeth.

Author: buckwildnastyteethbag http://beaver.urbanup.com/4338753
30. (beaver) (40↑, 48↓)
Trucker slang, refers to a woman who is willing to perform sexual acts on a driver (for free). A woman who requires payment for services is referred to as a "pro beaver".

There's a sweet little beaver workin' the lot at the TA boys, g'wan and gitcha some\!

31. (Beaver) (1↑, 12↓)
A person generally found in the north of england found to be cavorting and or generally misbehaving in a sexual nature around or in a woodland area. Sometimes alone and or with other woodland creatures. Preferably badgers are the common favourite.

"I just saw a beaver giving a hilarious blozzer in the conifers with a big badger. They were having a whale of a time."

Author: b1tchf\@ce118118 http://beaver.urbanup.com/4062001
32. (beaver) (15↑, 28↓)
The unsuspectful and/or unintentional spreading of the legs by a modest chick when she's wearing hot looking shorts, short dress, or skirt while sitting.

"That's a nicest beaver shot she's given yet"

33. (Beaver) (1↑, 15↓)
Its the sexiest man alive. A person that has a jacked up mud truck that live in the country.

Damn that's 1 sexy redneck Beaver\!

34. (Beaver) (0↑, 14↓)
One who constantly gets in the way of another's happiness; "BUILDING DAMNS" in ones "RIVER OF LIFE"

Charles Gregory is such a beaver

Author: Aprilfool_fosho http://beaver.urbanup.com/4156245
35. (Beaver) (11↑, 26↓)
Someone who looks and acts like a beaver. For example, they skip school to build dams. Or they have beaver teeth.

Man, Tom skipped school again. Yeah hes a beaver, dude, hes building a dam using his sharp teeth.

36. (Beaver) (8↑, 23↓)
Term used for a female truck driver

Breaker 1-9. We got a beaver in the hammer lane at 29th street.

37. (Beaver) (4↑, 27↓)
A ugly girl who is actually disgusting with big sticky outy teeth and often gets food stuck on them.

'Ughhh. she tryedd to kiss me but i pulled away thank god\! she was SUCHH a beaver\!'

Author: tilesonyourbathroomfloor http://beaver.urbanup.com/3637789
38. (beaver) (8↑, 32↓)
A girl or guy who has abnormally large two front teeth that resembles those of the animal.

Dude, your girlfriend is beaver?

39. (beaver) (5↑, 31↓)
something that is hairy and wild. close to a vagine.

i just named my dog chubby beaver.

Author: chubby beaver http://beaver.urbanup.com/2455878
40. (Beaver) (11↑, 37↓)
Someone with rather large front teeth. They are usually bullied because of it. Eventually they get braces, but they are still bullied for being a beaver with braces.

"Chris is such a beaver, let's beat him up" "That beaver is a tosspot, let's hunt her for sport\!"

Author: orig\!nal prank$ta, aka aaron http://beaver.urbanup.com/1338222
41. (beaver) (12↑, 39↓)
The most popular delicacy found in [Brasher]. If you're lucky, some restaurants include cream and sugar to dip it with\!

Brasher guy 1: Holy haybarrels, I found a quarter on the floor\! Brasher guy 2: Is that enough for a beaver?\!?\!?\!?\!? Brasher guy 1: Yessum\!

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42. (Beaver) (9↑, 36↓)
Moist, furry mammal found in damp, dark places; to work very hard with the eintention of gaining access to a moist, furry mammal.

'What a fine beaver' 'Can I stroke your beaver?' - be careful that tit doesn't bite your fingers off. 'Beaver away' - probably downstream somewhere adn working very hard

43. (beaver) (13↑, 41↓)
a man or woman who uses their teeth when giving a blow job. Hence the name "beaver."

Ryan: "man my fucking dick hurts. She gives really bad head." Richard: "what do you mean?" Ryan: "she was a fucking' beaver." Richard: "ouchhhh..."

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44. (beaver) (17↑, 47↓)
a womens reproductive area (vagina)

Lee balls eats beaver

45. (Beaver) (5↑, 36↓)
A Man wearing a skarf and singing a *Nsync song. He may look gay, but your wrong hes a straight hockey stick.

"Hey Dude, look at the beaver."

46. (beaver) (21↑, 54↓)
when a lady has the friggin hairiest snatch imaginable, itz so bad that it can be seen hangin out of bikini's, and skirts, this is quite disgusting and noone wants to put their hand down there for fear that it may not come back in one peice; the hair may also resemble a small ecosystem filled with racoons

dam, did u see the BEAV her hair gets worse ever day

Author: dont like BEAV http://beaver.urbanup.com/1291234
47. (beaver) (11↑, 45↓)
someone (usually a female) who sucks on a mans penis, his wood, ergo she is a beaver

mary: i chewed on his cock last night Lois: ew you beaver

Author: waldobillybob http://beaver.urbanup.com/1919043
48. (beaver) (6↑, 40↓)
Leaking orifice, such as a mouth or a vagina. From the French word bave, which means dribble.

The animal is called a beaver because of a white patch around its mouth, which resembles semen.

49. (beaver) (9↑, 43↓)
Cambridge slang for masturbating, normally involving a small vibrator.

Hey Al, did you have a good beaver last night?

50. (beaver) (7↑, 42↓)
when a man places between his legs (close to his anus) one or both testicles and holds them there, then he bends over and moons someone, except with the testicle(s) between his ass, looking like a girl's beaver

"I was drivin around and some guy gave me the beaver\!"

Author: Andrew Martin http://beaver.urbanup.com/1706874
51. (beaver) (14↑, 49↓)
a vaginal hole in the female specie.

An asian beaver is an asian clit

Author: muffinator1999 http://beaver.urbanup.com/1528446
52. (beaver) (19↑, 54↓)
A woman's [stinkhole], [kunt], or [cooter]. Sometimes smells like Mexican fast food, or even tunafish.

"Smells like Seven Layers....that beaver eats Taco Bell\!" - Les Claypool

Author: Colonel Turdburglar http://beaver.urbanup.com/1422821
53. (Beaver) (9↑, 46↓)
A girl who, the only thing she wants from you is your penis.

That beaver was all over me at the club.

Author: Thomas Freeman http://beaver.urbanup.com/2099788
54. (beaver) (10↑, 51↓)
a vagina infected with bacterial vaginosis, a condition also known as BV. Comining B and V sounds, you get "beav", hence "beaver". Beavers are charaterized by a foul smell: sometimes fishy, starchy, vomit-like, yeasty, or like a bacterial pus discharge rotting smell. Beavers are accompanied by a discharge that resembles watered down glue. Beavers are not disease carrying, yet they suggest that 1.) your girl doesnt wash her vagina right. 2.) your girl is probably fucking other guys. 3.) your girl doesnt whipe her ass right. Personally, I enjoy a beaver on a regular basis.

most of the time i pull her panties off to fuck her, and there is some nasty BV discharge shit oozing out of her beaver. oh well.

55. (beaver) (27↑, 73↓)
a bitch's cunt, pussy, vagina, etc...

That ho has the nastiest beaver.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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